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April 20, 2008
There is no doubt in my mind that you are aware of my ongoing campaign to unearth secrets behind Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s run for presidency of the United States of America (god bless it).
Now, for people on the internet, Hussein, besides Ron Paul, is probably the most popular candidate. These Obamabots have rigged almost every internet poll there is in favor of Hussein.
However, I have discovered the key to his popularity. See that screenshot up there? That is completely undoctored and taken from the popular electronic game Guitar Hero II for the Microsoft Xbox three-hundred-and-sixty.
I have it on good authority that “Yes we can” is the most popular song in the game. And that just happens to be Hussein’s slogan? Coincidence, I think not!
We must spread the word about this hideous copyright infringement and slander and libel that Hussein is spreading. To arms, my people!
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April 13, 2008
The easiest, and probably the most unflattering way, to describe Krause is as “a Dutch Peaches”. Electroclashy music with overtly sexual lyrics, sounds familiar, no? The only thing missing is the gender-bender quality.
Still, what little patriotism I have forces me to say that what I’ve heard is as good as Peaches. Still don’t have her debut EP because it’s only available online via vinyl. Seriously, get some iTunes up in here.
The vinyl is eye-scorchingly pink though, so that I’ll probably buy it anyway. Strictly for ironical purposes of course.
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April 8, 2008
EA announced its European release and pricing for Rock Band today.
For the actual math you’ll have to read that article but the bottom line is we’ll be paying $380 for the same thing (divided in two packages for some unknown reason) Americans are getting for $169. That’s quite a price increase.
I’ve sent an email to Harmonix (because EA and Viacom, the cowards, don’t have public e-mail addresses, just forms) asking for a clarification. I’ve informed of the (obvious) internet backlash and just asked the simple question: Why? I just want to know why it’s so much more expensive. And I’m not going to believe any crap about VAT and transportation either. That shouldn’t add up to so much.
Especially considering we’re getting it months after the US.
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April 6, 2008
Charlton Heston is dead.
We’ll be exhuming your corpse to pry that rifle from your cold dead hands now.
Filed under: Movies & TV, Political |
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April 5, 2008
This post was mostly inspired by this blog post and the comments on Flickr photos by Justine Ezarik and Jason Calacanis. These sycophantic, bordering on creepy comments.
Let’s take this photo for example.
Has such wonderful comments as these:
May I massage those lil’ piggies for you por favor? Virtual Cabana Boy at your servicio. Fantastico!
Yay, creepy! There’s also the refreshingly honest:
nice legs
Though, if you’re going to complement a lady, you might want to think about using using capitalization and punctation. It’s the 21st century form of chivalry.
And finally a comment I don’t really get, it seems like it’s some half-hearted attempt at making a joke, but the only real hint towards that is the fact that there’s a “lol” at the end.
Seems to be really difficult to take that photo…. well……. maybe not lol
If you browse more of Ms. Ezarik’s photos, you can find a wealth of creepy internet stalkers.
Now, there’s another example of annoying internet commenters and those are the ones who are infatuated with Jason Calacanis’ bulldogs. Now, just between you and me, Jason, you dogs are fucking ugly. Look at this:
Look at that Jason. That’s an ugly fucking dog. Now, I’m no fan of president Bush, but he has better taste in dogs than Mr. Calacanis over here.
Look at the cute little doggie woggie. He’s like a little tank, you can’t see his feet so there might be some treads under that furry covering. Oh, and he has a little bit of snow on his face, just above his beard. ^_^
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March 28, 2008
Hey, Geert, your movie is a peace of shit. And I’m not even talking about the content. No I’m talking about the actual execution of it.
Crappy stock SFX? Check. Crappy masking on video? Check. Papyrus as a “script” font? Check. It’s like you put some freshman behind a Mac Pro with a pirated copy of Final Cut Pro and you just spewed ideas at him while he frantically tried to figure out how to right-click with the Mighty Mouse.
Now, about the content itself. I’m going to focus on the latter half of the movie (“The Netherlands under the spell of Islam”), because the first half consists of video, audio and pictures anyone with a passing concern with radical Islam has seen on the internet.
First we scary charts! An increasing number of muslims in Holland since 1909. Oh! And there are shots of lots of satellite dishes, as a nod to the most base racist joke any yokel can make. Then there’s some footage from the murder on Theo van Gogh and a nice ironical postcard with pictures of mosques. Because, haha, THE MUSLIMS ARE TAKING OVER!!!!
Oh, but then we get a glimpse of this scary future with shots of radical muslims with captions such as “The future of Holland?”, “Women” without of course forgetting the “CHILDREN”!
The thing that actually offended me the most was near the end. You see a hand gripping a page of the Koran and then picture fades to black. You hear the sound of a page tearing. Then it says “This was just a page of a phonebook”. Come on, if you’re going to be anti-Islam at least have the balls to actually tear out a page of the Koran.
I don’t really see how this movie is anything other than a propaganda piece preaching to the choir. Does not get FSFunky’s stamp of approval. But you probably just see it so you know what you’re talking about when it will become the inevitable topic of discussion.
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